Thursday, May 26, 2011

Valkyries spotted with male escorts in early hours







***Newsflash***
The ladies of the Valkyrie Women’s Novice Racing Squad were spotted in the early hours of this morning accompanied by several local male escorts from the infamous V-Mobile Gentlemen’s League, demonstrating a complete lack of the kind of behaviour, manner or style considered proper for a lady.

During three quick laps of the Yarralumla cycle boulevard, these ladies were seen wearing skin tight lycra, with not a single petticoat in sight!

Instead of being home, eagerly baking and cleaning these women are regularly spotted training around Canberra in the early hours of cold winter mornings.

Daily Telegraph reporter, Mr Frost, approached the Valkyrie riders for comment on their shocking behaviour, but they were moving too fast to hear anything.

Please feel free to contact your local talk back radio host in disgust.

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